Friday, April 30, 2004

Can you say... wet paintball?

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Bloggin on the run...

Yea Joey this weekend is going to be sweet, I still gotta grab one of the paintball guns from Brad... and tomorrow I'm gonna pick up some balls and air. Anyway, I'm rocking the blogg at Traci's house, thanks to the open / unprotected wireless network of some unknown neighbor... isn't technology great! So yea, now we got J-rod drop'n blogg, plush Joey, and if you guys think anyone else would be interested just drop me a line and send me their email and its on. Alright, I just got a great idea from Friends, lets have a bubble wrap boxing match some time. Everybody just wrap their heads in bubble wrap and... "GET IT ON!" (In the most extreme elimination voice).

Anyway, let me hear what your weekend plans are? Brit-boy, you gonna chill and watch football on the telly while your mam makes you a cup of tea to go along with your toast & beans. Jared, your probably going logging or something, clear cutting the last remaining old growth forest in the US, you bastard. Brad, your moving... and probably getting intoxicated. As for me I'll be heading up to the Woo-nasty for a little paint ball and intoxication. Ed, you should make it down to the Woo... but you probably won't cause your a bag... bring it biatch!!!!

Blog-arama!

Paint ball should be tight this weekend. Seth, if you didn't have to work I still wouldn't want you on my team. Last time we were on the same team you shot me UNDER MY MASK and managed to draw facial blood. Thanks. That was fun. Eddy, you missed an invigorating Corporations class today. I almost jammed my pencil into my eye halfway through class for an excuse to leave. Much love to the Bucks for setting the draft record, and to Pat Tillman for giving up sick cheddar to defend our Country.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Warning... Mad blogger on the prowl...?

Ladies & gentleman, I have acquired a new piece of technology! A shiny new bad ass laptop with bells & whistles. This thing can do anything & everything well, one those things being REALLY GARGANTUAS (yea, check that spelling bitch!). As such I will blogg a constant blogg for months to come... I'm not saying everyday... but much more. I really need to work on my old computer and get it up and running some sort of web presence... Whether it be illegal file-sharing ftp site / cartel, or just a friendly blogg / chat_box. All right my peoples, keep it kuntry.

Ed for mayor

Congrats Ed! You are one more step closer to being president of my country.

nothing to spray

Hey its Muff. whatup fuckers? I finally got back on the board here. It seems like I used to have a dumpload to share here, but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe I'll throw up some pics of your moms. Isn't technology your friend.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Letter writing campaign...

Who wants P.Gorman to return from East Asia? Email him and let him know what he's missing

Here's is email address...

Gorman_462@yahoo.com

Friday, April 23, 2004

President Hastie!?!?!?!?!!!

I'd like to extend a huge blogging congratulations to the new President of the esteemed Cleveland State Law School... Mr. Edward William Hastie III. My only advice to you Mr. President, and I'm sure you'll abide... is to...


KEEP IT REAL!!!

Champagne wishes & Soccer ball dreams...

So your living it up aren't you? Your back in Newcastle... soaking up the soccer you missed for so long. I guess I look at it like this... could you imagine Ed leaving the Country and not being able to watch an OSU football game for 4 years... you've got courage man, you've got courage.

Want to post pictures to the blog...?

Here's the deal... this is from blogger support...


Blogger does not currently provide image hosting for free users, although you are welcome to include any images you like in your blog if you have them stored online elsewhere.

Once you have an image online, you can include it in either your template or in a specific post by typing in the following tag: <"img" src="http://www.example.com/mypicture.jpg"> (note I had to add quotes around <"img" so you could see the code and not a blank picture)... Just replace the URL here with the actual URL of your image.

----So if you see a cool picture on the web and you want it posted to the blog, all you have to do is add that little bit of code before and after the URL and it should look something like this...

Just remember, your url has to point directly to a image... you can't just point to a web page... thats a littel bit different code... more to come

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Important News from the Commonwealth

A staunch defensive performance saw Bobby’s boy end tonight’s UEFA cup semi-final first leg home tie with a respectable 0-0 draw against their French counterparts Olympic Marseille. The pre-match hype was all about the devastating injury crisis at St. James Park with first team regulars Craig Bellamy, Kieron Dyer, Lee Bowyer and Jermain Jenas all rules out, and a doubt over the fitness of second choice striker Shola Ameobi. Damage limitation became Bobby’s main prerogative, and attempting to avoid Marseille from scoring that all-important away goal was the aim of tonight’s game.
But Newcastle find it hard not to play flowing, attacking football and with Shearer holding the ball up in impeccable style and the gangly limbs of Ameobi calling for it Newcastle took only a few minutes before Fabian Barthez, in goal for the visitors, was called into action.
Just as against PSV Eindhoven last week the composure of Jonathon Woodgate in the defense appeared to instil a sensible calm throughout the team and provide a stable platform upon which to mount wave after wave of campaigning down the right hand flank. Young Darren Ambrose, still only 20 years of age, performed like a man much older and more experienced and seemed to be able to skip past his marker at will, ably assisted by Aaron Hughes at right back.
Lauren Robert, blessed with the most sublime of god given talent yet cursed with inconsistency and arrogance over his skill, decided this wasn’t the game for him and when challenged gave the ball away not once, but twice. Batlles having all the time in the world to ping a pinpoint cross to Droghba who smashed a volley past Shay given in the Newcastle goal, but not past the final coat of paint on the goal post.
Tonight’s final score from St. James’ Park: Newcastle 0 – 0 Olympic Marseille.

One side note. During Tuesday evening’s game between Chelsea vs. Monaco the commentator, and old soccer manager named Ron Atkinson, still inadvertently had is microphone switched on when live on air he called Marcel Desailly, the Chelsea captain, a ‘fucking lazy fucking n!gger’. Ron has since been sacked from his position as co-commentator, yet insists he is ‘not a racist’

G-mail

So maybe you've heard of google's new g-mail... well because of this blogg (which is operated by google) I signed up to beta-test their new g-mail. Now there are some controversial use agreements associated with G-mail (i.e. google searches your email and advertises accordingly... Basically your email is not really private). Anway, the good thing about it is their supposed to give you 5 gigs of storage. In the beta test they only give you one gig... but anyway.

Moral of the story, is you guys should probably be able to register for this mail as well since you have a google account... or maybe I'm really special... anyway I'm about to fall asleep so i gotta run...

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Linux is on and popping

What up everybody... last night I successfully installed Linux on my old P.C. which means in the coming months I should be able to put up my own web page / email and file servers. I'm not exactly at that point yet, I still need to wrap my head around some basic command line utilities, but the initial step is finished.

Anyway, what's the deal for this weekend... Who's gonna make a return trip from Cleveland for the last big party at Notingham & Eastview... just who is the special guest, and who's going to be fall on their face drunk?

Also, can we start referring to Ed as 'President Hastie'?

Sunday, April 18, 2004

FUCK JEEPS

I WANT ONE OF THESE...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/prog11/bowler.shtml

Friday, April 16, 2004

Beer can't satisfy me anymore.....

...not after what i jsut watched. I've just been spritually enriched. I now demand a higer form of pleasure. I just watched an example of the most addictive and hedonistic of past times.....total football. and out of that example a messiah was born. his name.....Thierry Henry.
I just watch Arsenal smack 5 past Leeds united. and of those 5 i watch Henry out away 4. FOUR. FOUR delightful, divine, delicious goals. Never in my life have I seen a player score so effortlessly. I've seen a player score four, Ole Gunnar Skolksaar did in a few years back for Man Utd. And people went on about Gary Lineker being a natural goal scorer. But tonight i saw right footed goals, left footed goals, goals placed into the corner of the net while sprinting at full greased lightening speed, and a penalty taken with such arrogance it was simply sensational to behold.
Despite my natural inclination to hate arsenal, I like football. and i love what i saw tonight. I just had to share it with you.

Big Friday

So whats shake'n all across the nation? Give me a shout out and fill me in on everyone's Friday night plans... Andy, you gonna hit up the Pubs, then the clubs, then end it with a kibab or meat pie? Brad I think we mentioned going to watch Kill Bill 2... that sounds good to me, I'd like to save the liver for next weekend when the farewell parties kick off. Speaking of farewell parties, I get the feeling that all of this mean its time to be boring... i.e. old. Anyway Jared... if your out there... let me know what you doing this weekend, let me guess, your going fishing for salmon and your not bringing any fishing poles cause your gonna catch'em in your mouth bear style. I think I can guess what Ed's gonna do... get wasted, meet some freak of a girl at a bar, and get her to strip at your brother's house, while you play SOCOM... mmmmmm SOCOM. Me, I've got big computer nerd plans for the weekend...

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Tonights Important Sports Results

Before a capacity crowd at St. James Park, Bobby’s boys booked themselves a UEFA Cup semi-final tie with a well won 3-2 aggregate victory over PSV Eindhoven. The hard work of last weeks first leg 1-1 tie out in the Netherlands proved to be invaluable as PSV refused to be counted out until the final whistle was blown a full four minutes after full time.

Newcastle opened the scoring, and settle their nerves, after just 9 mins with a typical peach of a header from old faithful, Alan Shearer. A magical delivery of a corner from Robert was dispatched into the back of the PSV net when Shearer rose like a salmon above his marker. Newcastle 1 – 0 PSV Eindhoven at half time.

The second half introduction of PSV’s 6’4” lanky centre forward fella proved a decisive tactical decision as it allowed the visitors to pile pressure on the Newcastle defensive backline. The ever-dependable Woodgate lead by example and inspired a solid performance for the sometimes shaky Titus Bramble. Ironically it was one of Newcastle’s most consistent performers this season, Olivier Bernard, who took a needless second touch inside his own 18 yard box and found himself in trouble (what did I used to say Erick? If in doubt….kick it out!). A desperate attempt to clear resulted in a foul on the PSV player and a definite penalty, which Kezman scored. Newcastle 1-1 PSV Eindhoven.

Some may argue it was the influence of the capacity crowd that won this game as the fans took to their feet and voraciously cheered their team on. After a long anonymous spell Robert fired in another quality corner from the left and at the back stick was Gary Speed to head home past the flapping PSV goalkeeper. Newcastle 2-1 PSV Eindhoven.

After an unexplained extension of 4 minutes the referee finally blew for full time and tonight’s result, aggregated with last weeks 1-1 draw was enough to see Bobby’s boys through to the final four of this European cup competition for the first time in 35 years. The last time they were this far, they went on to lift the trophy. Better hope I don’t get a job starting next week, because I’m going to be standing in line for tickets.

HOWAY THE LADS!!!


Yea, Yea, Yea...

I'll send you an invite to the GPN site... Jhonupski is the only other person with access to it, but he's yet to post anything... also I harassed Gorman into making an account, but I think he just gave them bogus information, his e-mail and username is Gfunk@ERA.com, so I don't think he's officially registered... and I'm sure its probably a pain for him to check 'one more web-site' just because he's a selfish bastard who only cares about himself, and maybe an underage Chinese kid or two.

As for the tires... well lets just say that with out Brad & Scott my car would still be there. At the same time, if I had my old tires I'm sure I'd still be there too... they made a significant difference... where before I couldn't move even with people pushing... I could move, baby steps, baby steps, baby steps. The thing is... as far as I could tell something more like a big old suburban or steve springs f-250 would still have had problems... If I get some locking differentials that might make the biggest difference. Anyway I'm just glad we were able to drive that glorified golf cart home after it was all said and done.

Speaking of Steve Spring, that Wooster weekend sounds like a fun time... Ed you should bring your paint ball gun, and we could do a little three on three or something like that... Jim's packing heat, Seth & brad could contribute 3 -total... I've got my old thunder-chicken-bolt... anyhoo. This summer I'd like to do some sort of off-roading trip... maybe down to Tennessee... or who knows maybe even Maine.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Diversify...

What up, what up. I just got out of a meeting where I learned about our company's new retirement fund situation. The entire time all I could think of was Chapelle Show and Wu Tang Financial... 'You gotta diversify your bonds... bunk, bunk, take money, grab money, get out!' Wu Tang Financial, because Cash Rules Every Thing Around ME, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla, dolla bill yall!!!!!!!

Friday, April 09, 2004

Come in Rangoon.....

...this is her majesty, can you hear me?

Well, we now have a true transatlantic Blog. Celebrate accordingly. I'm back at my folks in the Toon, and spent last night watching Newcastle's glorious UEFA cup quarter-final, first leg draw with the Dutch national champions PSV Eindhoven. Live. With a Stella Artois in my hand. And a smile. Yet a sadness in my heart.
I saw a nice job on line today and applied, but it's good Friday so won't here much. I also bought a suit for my interview on the 19th and even if I say so myself I look quite the part...of the workshy fop.
I'm keeping it real for you by meeting with my ex tomorrow morning, regulalry emailing that blondey from C-Bus (Katie O'Beefe's matey) and going out to 'The Gold Medal' with Bodja tomorrow night. I haven't ventured into the the thronging crowds of downtoon yet to sniff on some beef flaps, but from what I've seen around suburbia it's only rated as fair-to-middle. I did spy one slice of upper crust poon that I shot a cheeky smile at, she returned it too, but after the images of lady chatterly's lover being bent over the fence by the diamond-in-the-rough groundsmen flowed from her mind she never looked again. bitch. I'd have ragged, bagged and shagged her though. like.

Okay. Get thinking on the Euro-Trash. and who said I was never coming to the Hog roast. Get uncle Paul working on clearing a heli-pad.

ATB.out