How's this for a OPR style story!

No Joke, the above link is true. It happened a couple miles down the road from me and apparently it was like the end of the world. There has litte to no press coverage as it was supposed to be so horrendous! Apparently some of the pigs were legging it around the roadside on fire with armed police trying to pop them off and there is a massive melted pig-fat stain on the road....URGH!