Tuesday, March 27, 2007

NOTAL'S TOOS

Just thought this was kinda funny. I might even get one.





Please allow me to preface this with, "Im still in college"

With that said, after many discussions (and beers), it has been
determined
by a select few that it is time for a shirt to be made that pays homage
to
the greatest. bar. ever.

I am of course talking about Too's...

There is no reason to hold this masterpiece of an idea to ourselves.
After
much deliberation, it has been determined that this shirt must be made
available to all those who have felt the wrath of Power Hour. Now, the
committee doesn't care if you graduated years ago. It doesn't
discriminate
against those that live 100's of miles away from the bar (aka mecca).
The
only criteria to wear the shirt is to have experienced at least one of
these
situations:

1. If you have ever fallen asleep at a booth during an away football
game
2. If you tried to steal the chip rack from the street meat vendor
outside
on your 21st birthday (Dino)
3. If you have ever choked your good friend during 'The' Texas game
4. If you have been arrested for underage drinking at Too's
5. If you are 36 yrs old and just recently quite working there
(Maurer)
6. If your Shady
7. If you were there when smoking was allowed (and thus, lost three
years
off your life)
8. If you know about the 'secret bathroom'
9. If you know what a 'Dirty Carona' is
10. If you have ever ordered a 'Tom Thornton'
11. If you have ever carved (what you thought was) a witty saying in
the
bathroom wall, followed by "Senior Crawl!"
12. If you remember all the great times that have been had at Too's

I am simply a messanger for the committee bringing this t-shirt to
market.
Attached are pictures of the men's and women's shirts, and a (poor
quality)
close up of the design. They are American Apparel brand shirts, so
they are
of good quality. They cost $22. I can mail them to you (with shipment
costs) should you not live in Ohio.

*THE DEADLINE FOR ORDERING IS FRIDAY APRIL 6!!!!* To order a shirt,
simply
reply to me via email with your quantity and size (s,m,l,xl). My email
address is collins497@gmail.com . Ill be fronting the money for your
shirt,
so checks will be made payable to me also.

*PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ALL GOOD FRIENDS THAT HAVE SAT BESIDE YOU AS
YOU
ORDERED $20 worth of $1 SoCo and Limes.*

Sincerely,
Chris Collins
Toos t-shirt committee

4 comments:

  1. That was a kick ass bar. I remember $1 ice beer Tuesdays. "One-ies" in the booth. Seeing "He Hate Me" in XFL's only good game (their league opener). Many a drunken night were had in the bar that carded NOBODY. Nate, don't you work with a former bartender from Two's in Chi-town?

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  2. Don't forget the Flaming Dr. Peppers, lighting the bar on fire, playing the entire Aenima CD on the juke box..

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  3. Flaming Dr. Peppers made nights fuzzy.

    One of my favorite memories was going there during grad school for the first time in like 5 years. I took my roomates and as we walked in a girl in line before us was turned down by the guy checking IDs.

    The best part was what the girls said in response to the door man...

    "You've got to be 18 to get in?!?!?!"

    I almost lost it.

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  4. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Yeah. I work with Tyler in Chicago. It was pretty damn funny when we figured out that he used to serve up $1 ice bottles to me and all my 18 year old friends on Tuesday nights. It truely is a Buckeye Nation!

    - Nate

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