Monday, June 05, 2006

6/6/06 = National Day of Slayer!!!!

I don't remember why, where, or how I found this page but it's been sitting in my "to-blog" draft email for about a month. So just a little F.Y.I. Tomorrow will be 6/6/06, which has biblical implications. At the same time someone has declared it National Day of Slayer. For those that recognize N.D.O.S. here are some suggestions on how you participate... be sure to check out the linking title and crank up your speakers if possible.

National Day of Slayer To Do List:
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

  • On a side note Slayer's Reign in Blood Album is bad ass and some how forces you to head bang with incredible anger.


    1. There is also an Ohio Slayer Statute. It has nothing to do with the band, but it sounds kinda evil. It basically just says that if you murder someone you can't collect from their will. Anyways, I'm in The Outer Banks, NC right now and it is the shiz. On the way down my brother had a good quote: "There's only one thing better than Waffle House... Biscuit World."

    2. Another good quote of his went like this: "I've got a theory on working holidays... Fuck That." You can substitute "working holidays" for anyother unenjoyable thing and the sentence works just as well.