Just stick... screw... sway... and scratch.That works on so many levels.
I'll admit, my back is now itchy from watching that. I like when he says his family is a bunch of idiots because they can't scratch the right spot. Too bad you could go outside and reverse hump a tree like a real bear and save $19.99. Oh wait, bam! I just invented an all natural, automatic toothbrush. Just go rub your mouth in some bushes. You now owe me 19.99.