It was the unicorn. Not me.

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"The unicorn wasn't driving. In a case of crossed e-mails and misinterpreted attorney slang, Yellowstone County Attorney Dennis Paxinos said this morning that widespread reports of a Billings drunken-driving defendant who told police that a unicorn was driving when his truck crashed into a light pole are inaccurate."That did not happen," Paxinos said at a press conference he called to set the record straight."