Seriously, THAT'S WHY YOU WENT TO PITTSBURGH? Just so people know, he told me he was going to "check out a new town" and "maybe go to some museums"... I should have know better, Im actually mad right now...
How about telling the truth: "Im going to put on leather chaps, a pink shirt, SKIP ST. PATTY'S DAY!!!!!, skip the best two days of the NCAA tournament to go see Timberlake lip sync, then the more he sweats, the louder I'll shrill like a 13-year old chick...Its going to be Super!"
At no point did you ever mention you were going to see that sh*t. I should have known better then to believe those lies. I embarrassed for myself, you, and all of your friends. Your poor mother, did you think of her before you went ALL THE WAY TO PITTSBURGH FOR A TIMBERLAKE CONCERT? First, the VW Golf obsession, now this? What is wrong with you?
Next time, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!... Don't go off ruining MY day. I hope they fire you, not just plaster your office with pictures of Timberlake so you get all perved out over his killer bod'.
Did you make it in time to see Pink? How was that? Did she make eye contact with you? Did you buy a poster? Did you sing along? How did your hair look? Where's the cell phone video, dude I cant wait? No Mo-Blogging from your seats, Im soooo mad? How was the set up? Omigod he does it in the round? Hey Gorman when does Kelly Clarkson play Mobile? Wanna go? Maybe we could skip the Pig Roast for that show... Did you have any strawberry wine spritzers? No?... but they taste soooo good? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I think Im going to vomit...
Voicing my rage,