I have been out of the blogging community for bit now and just got my new gmail account which is about as gay as the scion xb. Apparently Jared is using ali as a cover up for his gayness and erick just puts this shit on the blog to get a rouse out of me. Anyway my father who owns a porsche carrera 4 rather drive his toaster bread truck faggot ass scion xb. I HATE IT. When jared said that it rides great, he failed to mention that he had a crack pipe in his hand. I had to ride in the back of one to toledo and back and wanted to slit my throat, it is the worst riding car i have ever been in.
Oh yes it has so much room because the thing is paper fucking thin, if you hit an old woman with a walker, I would be more worried about the people in the scion. Maybe jared and erick could buy one together and put a dvd player in it and watch peewee's big adventure and roll around town, I bet you guys would get all the ladies, please. I can picture nowa and terry swank rollin in wanna those sweet rides right now, and jared and erick, when you have kids and they ask you to drop them off a block away from school because your car is a scion, don't bitch that consumer reports forgot to mention that only dorks drive the thing. I will say this, it does get good gas mileage. One question, does it come with wifi?
I can see why you Yanks would hate them....i guess they're a little too wacky for your traditionally reserved tastes. All the major new US models of the past eyar na dbeen retro re-inventions of old designs....nothing modern and new. Speaking of motors I sold my old-school 1989 Honda CRX yesterday. I'm thinking of sticking old school but moving into bavarian hardware and going for a VW Corrado 2.9 V6....who cares about gas prices when you hear that kitty purr!
ReplyDeleteThere we go !!!!!!!! Now that is a decent car!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWifi? I wish! That would be pure pwnage
ReplyDeleteOh yea, one more thing... the new scion is 12inches longer than the old one... that's a pretty big increase... it's also 3" wider.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or did Jimmy seem really interested in Erick and I being gay? He always talks about how he wishes we were gay. No Jimmy, you can't touch me where I pee.
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