Monday, May 22, 2006
10:00 am - Wake up. Search Craigslist for tickets to Cubs vs. Sox game.
11:00 am - Give ticket broker credit card number and hope he's telling the truth about your tickets waiting at will call.
11:30 am - Head to the Red Line to catch a train down to the south side for the 12:20 game time.
12:30 - Walk into the game in the bottom of 2nd inning. Grab a beer and rush to your seats in the upper deck.
12:35 - Turn around in the aisle as you're walking to your seats because there is going to be a play at the plate. Sox score the first run after a huge collision!
12:36 - Enjoy watching A.J. Pierzynski get jacked in the face and the bench clearing brawl that follows!
1 - 3pm - Be glad that you got to witness a clash between the blue collar, Bon Jovi loving, South Side representing Chicago White Sox and the yuppie, Bartman hating, goat cursed, North Side representing Chicago Cubs!