When confronting a difficult situation, I often find myself asking, "What would Chuck Norris Do?". For a list of little known facts about Chuck Norris, click
here. My favorite is: Chuck Norris does not go hunting because hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Here's my favorite...
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
I heard something about this a few days ago... aparently Chuck was on a talk show and the host asked him about this site and asked him to confirm the facts. Here's another jem...
ReplyDelete"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."