Dirt McGirt

I can't really think of anything to write, so heres a mildly comical true story:

The other day in law school Dempsey had a classic line. Ed and I are in a class called Lawyer's Strategies, where the teacher gives us hypothetical situations and we (the students) have to act like we are lawyers representing people in the situation. Dempsey, an infamous boozehound that parties like Terry O'keefe, was trying to negotiate a settlement with opposing counsel in a divorce case. Sure enough, Dempsey made an outlandish statement not knowing that the teacher was standing right behind him. It went something like this: "Yo, I want it all. The house, the car, a million dollars... and a blow job." Luckily, the teacher is pretty cool and he laughed it off.