So Madden 2011 comes out August 10th. Due to the fact that video games generally overvalue star-power and undervalue stupidity, the Bengals may have one of the all-time best video game football teams. Consider the possibilities:
T.O. - quite possibly the best natural athlete in the NFL, with the maturity of a 4th grader.
Adam "Pacman" Jones - coined the term "make it rain".
Matt Jones - Another awesome athelete coming off a coke charge in Jacksonville. If he'd only stuck to Pepsi...
Cedric Benson - BUI with the Bears (Boating Under the Influence), and he recently clocked somebody at a bar in Texas.
Ocho Cinco - Motor mouth that puts up hall-of-fame numbers and pays tens of thousands of dollars in fines every year for excessive celebration.
Rey Mauluga - DUI last year in Northern Kentucky with two 17 year-old girls in the car.
Tank Johnson - History of gun charges, which begs the question - does a guy with the name Tank really need to carry weapons?