I am sad that with all of you able bodied bloggers out there nobody picked up on the biggest stories of the day.
So it looks like Blade is going to jail for the next three years. I guess he wrote the IRS a check for $5 million and they still threw the book at him. Can you believe that, with Woody Harrelson as a character witness, what is the world coming to?
Arby's parent company, Triarc, bought Wendy's today. The clock begins ticking today on how long it takes them to fuck up the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
And finally, John McConnell, owner of the Blue Jackets, and founder of Worthington Industries, died today. I'm guessing because he was old and overweight.