It's fucking friday and I'm fucking glad it is! What are your US-based plans? Invade some bar and shock and awe its staff into surrending their drinks? Refuse to sign a "drinks reduction by 2007" policy and so get wasted? Or do what the US does best.....shooters!
I'm off down to the south end of my country (that's a whole 4.5 hours of driving there guys, don't be fooled!) to pick up my new VW Corrado VR6. I may stop and laugh at some Scions on the way back north while choking the world in carbon. Actually i've replaced all my light bulbs with Low engery ones and signed up to a monthly donation to a re-afforestation scheme to 'offset' my guilt at buying a V6.