Literary Genius!

I want to re-post the following as it's the ebst thing this blog has ever seen!

"Nice damage control!!!! I forgot to tell you, I went to Bismarck North Dakota this past weekend to check out the new bed bath and beyond and home depot and i was at a starbucks kiosk checking my LL bean order on wifi and a midget riding a unicorn came through the front doors and tossed me a pair of New Kids On The Block tickets and I was like geez!!!!!!!"