Has everyone out there heard of the Dead Shembechlers? I just heard about these guys for the first time. The title links to an ESPN.com article about the band... be sure to check out some clips on you tube.
Bomb Ann Arbor
Chad Henne is a Joke (My personal fav).
Here are a couple of quotes from the ESPN article. Pat Forde interviews the lead singer of the band... who I'm 95% sure graduated from the Ed Hastie School of Blinding Optimism.
Pat Forde = Black
Bo Biafra (Lead Singer) = Red
"How about a prediction for Saturday?"
"The final score has not yet been revealed to me by the late coach Hayes. However, I have stated since August that this will be the most glorious season in the history of Buckeye football, and it will reach its peak in this game. We will use the bones of the Wolverines to pick their flesh from between our teeth."
"Nice visual. Do you have any favorite memories from the rivalry?"
"I believe we're 102-0 against the Wolverines," Biafra insisted. "If you go back and check the lying, liberal Wolverine media, they'll make you believe they won many of the games."
Biafra explained that game footage was doctored, and crop dusters were flown over the stadium to drug fans and make them believe they were seeing Michigan victories. He pointed out the vast reach of the international Wolverines conspiracy by mentioning that the founder of Walgreen's, Charles Walgreen, is a Michigan alum -- and where do you think the maize and blue got the pharmaceuticals to drug Buckeye Nation?
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