It’s been awhile since I put up a big ol’ post, and both of my bosses are out of the office, so I guess now is as good a time as any. Speaking of my bosses, I know I have told most of you about how crazy the head guy is at my law firm. On my first day on the job he told me that he lived and worked in a whore house in Mexico for a year, and that it was the best job of his life. No joke. Earlier this week he asked me why I was doing something for one of my supervising attorneys and I naively said that I didn’t know why. His reply was, "so if Lenny told you to go upstairs and suck his cock, would you do that?" Also, my office came "pre-decorated" with a gun rack holding 3 rifles and a double barreled shotgun. I guess you could say he’s kind of a high strung guy. Hopefully he will chill out though, considering one of the attorneys here just won a trial to the tune of $259,000. After a few years of appeals the head guy will surely see a big chunk of that award.

Speaking of winning money, there is a really good horse racing track just south of Cincinnati. It’s called Keeneland, it’s in Lexington, KY, and it is supposedly one of the best tracks in the country. If anyone wants to make a gambling road trip this summer, I’d be down to hit it up.