Tuesday, May 02, 2006

May 13, 2006 2:00 pm

As all of you may or may not know, Jared’s birthday is coming up soon. Keeping with tradition of having a party since his departure, how would May 13th be for you all? Start in the early afternoon with some backyard BBQ and beer, a little cornhole perhaps. This may also be a good opportunity to see if the new tenants can handle the Grandview legions. They seem to be excited about the OPR, but this could be a better way to mix them into the fold.

This brings me to my next topic:

For all of you out there who have expressed an interest in utilizing my landscaping expertise, I have a proposal. Prior to having a party I need some help pulling weeds in the beds in the back yard. I would be willing to exchange weed pulling in my yard for me helping you in your yard. A household labor exchange if you will. Just throwing it out there.

P.S. – I know this will break many hearts, but there will be no goddamn flip-cup at this party. I’m done with it at my place. If this will ruin your interest in the party, tough fucking shit.

P.S.S. – Sorry for the tone in the post script, but that is the way I feel.


  1. So Jarizzle is gonna be there? I will try to make it.

  2. No, no muff diver. We have had a party for him every year since he moved just to rub in the fact he moved "home" to Oregon.