Okay,
So I have several hours to kill here in Bogota airport before my flight to madrid. I was just in the bano and so dude from my flight from Lima recognised me, said hello and started talking. He seems nice enough, a well dressed young man on his way to visit his friend in Panama. He has three hours to go and asked if i wanted to look around the shops with him...so I said yeah. There are 5 shops. And they`re small. We`ve looked already. I have become paranoid he`s tapping me up to be a drug`s mule for him! No way am I swallowing anyhting from this guy...even if it`s in a condom.
I tried escaping into the security of a internet booth and thust a good $3 into the thing to get an hours peace. But now he`s given ne his email address and signed into messenger and is messeging me from NEXT DOOR! My question is...
Is he just a friedly south american who wants to improve his english (his story) or is he a crazed (homosexual?) drugs traffiker intent in pulling my gringo a$$ into his organisation?
Congratulations!!! You have an international stalker. Both your anal virginity and legal status are in jeopardy. If he is in fact a South American drug lord, your fate is sealed. Better buy some KY jelly just in case. Let's hope it's only condoms of drugs he wants to shove up your ass.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear you're alive... for now. Who knows maybe he's a good guy to know, a future connection in your future career (international man-whore of mystery).
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's harmless, but I know how you feel... chatting up random people when your stuck with them for the forseable future can be anoying.
Be safe
I`M NOT CHATTING HIM UP, YOU FAG! Anyway, now he´s in panama and I`m stuck in madrid as i missed my frickin` connecting flight to London. RAGE!
ReplyDeleteI`ll be doing a mass flickr posting sometime soon.