I really HATE Canada. In my opinion we ought to move all of our residents back from the border to the north and focus all of our nuclear might and try really hard to create a great divide between our countries. With any luck all of the bombing would sink the entire country below sea level.
As difficult as it is to get in to the Country you would think some illegal aliens went through to Canada from the US and flew plains into there buildings.
And the best part is I get to go back next Thursday too.
What prompted that? I have fond Canada to be a charming, polite nation. Surely all the rainbows and inuit magic that exists there would provide a suitbale defense against yuor angry nukes....
ReplyDeleteI take it customs gave you a hard time... maybe there's another Andy Witten who's on their do not fly list? I wonder how many times that kind of thing happens?
ReplyDeleteI could use some inuit magic by the way.
we have a guy from canada that works for us... sometimes I rub him for good luck!
ReplyDeletealso, at ge aircraft engines we make power plants for planes... not plains (they're harder to move)...
kidding witten, I’m sure those canuck bastards have disrupted your internal spell check..