GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known
as a McShit with Lies.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3am in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after
booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
how you got here, and where you've come from.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
who works in a burger restaurant.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
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