Thursday, September 01, 2005

A Lone Grey Pube

Yes, I certainly feel old. Besides the grey pube I noticed today, I woke up the other morning bleeding from the ear. Naturally, I was horrified and scheduled an appointment. Luckily enough, after several, incredibly invasive tests, I was given a clean bill of health. Was anyone aware they actually have a small camera that they can run through your sinuses? Was anyone aware that it is incredibly painful? In other news, I just wanted to let you know that I have 15 days left in this hell. This is the countdown I’ve had going for a few months now… seems pathetic but it keeps me going. I’d also like everyone to keep me in mind as they watch the OSU game on Saturday. I, unfortunately, will be watching Texas Christian get the crap beat out of them by Oklahoma. Have a good weekend!

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  1. Dude! here in UK you only have 14 days left! You get out the army 5 hours earlier in my eyes!

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  2. Chris,

    Sorry to hear about your pube.... Glad to hear about your impending freedom!

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  4. Grey pubes? Sophisticated.

    Your little countdown table looks a bit like a shrine.. minus the goat's blood..

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