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Midwest Who?

This image will link you to a funny story on The Onion which claims that a 'Midwest' has been discovered between the East and West coasts. Here's a highlight quote...

"The Midwestern Aborigines are ruddy, generally heavy-set folk, clad in plain, non-designer costumery," Eldred said. "They tend to live in simple, one-story dwellings whose interiors are decorated with Hummels and 'Bless This House' needlepoint wall-hangings. And though coarse and unattractive, these simple people were rather friendly, offering us quaint native fare such as 'hotdish' and 'casserole.'"

Another great onion story can be found here. It's an opinion piece titled "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"