Every year, every April 1, toolshed.down.net does an April Fool's joke. First Tool broke up, then new Tool songs were leaked on the Internet, then Tool was starting a new reality TV show.. and now - say it ain't so - one Maynard James Keenan has found God.
This sounds a bit too much like Mr. Head of Korn - but - toolband confirms it, and now it's been picked up by MTV... I'm still skeptical - but the odds of a new Christian Rock Supergroup seem to be improving.. Why can't guys like Justin Timberlake find God and give up their careers?
Isn't it odd that Jim's bar happens to be right next to Maynard? Whatever...
ReplyDeleteI was looking at the other articles on MTV's site and noticed that Master P's "homey" C-Murder is bringing suit against Luisiana for an unfair conviction in his murder trial. Sorry C, but I think your name says it all.
I just checked it on tooshed.down.net... it was an april's fool joke. It wouldn't surprise me to see Maynard finding Jesus... but I don't think he would find Jesus in the same way a 'snake handler' does.
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