My bad on the lack of recent blogging. Work and school suck. Anyhooch, I was forwarded a funny web link the other day. The cite is devoted to mocking the guy who brought new meaning to the phrase "too cool." Check it, but don't respeck it:
http://www.wwujd.com/
In other news, Foozeball season is starting up. The Browns and Bengals are both poised to have mediocre to horrible seasons. At least the Browns drafted a military genius. Lieutenant Winslow is sure to bring plenty of oohs and aahs from the stupid fucks sitting in that cold, shitty stadium. If they win 7 games I'll be surprised.
For those of you still reading, here are some stupid quotes made at the Olympics:
Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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