Don't forget the onion

The onion has a couple of great stories today. Here are some quick excerpts... don't forget the link on the right of the blogg.

One more thing. A guy I work with has a friend who left the OSU law school program to teach English as a second language in Taiwain. He left for Taiwan last week so should be there. His name is Robert Paulson (thats a Fight Club Reference)... actually his name is Brent Walters. Anyway, it may be a shot in the dark... but what the hell there can't be 50 teach abroad programs in Taiwan... maybe Gorman and this guy will become roomates. The guy I work with is named Vivek... so take this Brent Walters guy under your wing and show him all the best spots to purchase 'Taiwan Beer' (aka asian PBR)... Back to the onion news...


"Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just the Way He Wants It"

WASHINGTON, DC—After four different color schemes, a Tiki phase, and more than three years spent rearranging furniture, President Bush has the Oval Office set up just the way he wants it, the chief executive said in an informal press conference Monday.


"Republicans Outraged By Inaccuracies In Metallica Documentary"

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican congressmen lambasted the documentary Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster for its "gross inaccuracies and fabrications" Monday. "[Filmmakers] Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky are clearly biased," Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said. "By editing together concert footage from three different mediocre shows, they have given the general public a false impression that Metallica still kicks ass." Hastert added that there is no hard evidence to support the film's argument that the album St. Anger has more thrashing riffs than Kill 'Em All.