You can do it...

Common man, you can make it to the pig roast... and here's why

-You don't want to miss the 'Jared-palooza' esque atmosphere, with all of your friends introducing you to hot available women as Mr. Muffin.
-You'll only be missing one day of work.
-Its a holiday weekend anyway... so presumably two or three of the 400 hundred people at your new job will choose to make it a 4 day weekend as well.
-You already paid for your ticket, so you'll have to pay... what like $100 in order to use it for some other trip (assuming its an e-ticket).
-The pig-roast was there for you before your new job and it will be there long after your new job.
-You've got a pair.
-When / where else will you have the opportunity to bear-hug a pig carcass?
-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon
-What? You'd rather be making me a turkey sandwich?


Congrats on the new Job by the way, sounds cool... That goes for you too BritBoy... you're excused because your on another Continent, although your still on the 'people I've lost all respect for' list (just kidding).

Actually, this may be a good blogg topic... or a good way to start of the Video question and answer period that Nate-Dogg and I need to do... bring your camera Joey and charge the battery.

What does the pigroast mean to you?

I'd like some feedback on this so Jared can get his priorities straight.