#1 - Congratulations Joe!
I can only imagine how great it feels to be finished. Have fun in 'Bama. Do you have to exchange your money once you cross into Kentucky, or do you have to wait until you're south of the Mason-Dixon line?
#2 - Star Wars... Tits
It was fucking sweet, there was a few corny as hell moments, but it was awesome, Fag-Jar was only in it maybe twice and didn't speak
#3 - On Thursday's Hoggy's has ALL YOU CAN EAT PIG ROAST!!!!! Seth, Scott and I made short work of the beast they had spread out buffet style, I felt like a fat kid in a candy factory, or a dike at the Home Depot
#4 - Reggie. See ya fuck face. I have to admit hearing his ET ass on Dan Patrick makes me think he's a pretty cool dude but then you see his top 10 moments on Sports Center. Let's see, you're great(?) b/c you fight like a girl, never won a championship, can't get open without grabbing and pushing and when someone does the exact same thing, you bitch... Oh well, we'll see him in the hall of fame.